Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Something that makes you go hmmmm

Televangelist, former Presidential candidate and all around good Christian Pat Robertson, has just called for the United States of America to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."

Well by golly ol' Pat says let's knock him off while we have the chance. It's easier to just knock him off than to fight a $200 billion war to get rid of him and his operatives.

Let's call up Mugsy and the guys or those guys who knocked off Tupac and Biggie and send them over there and kill that hispanic plague on the world.

Okay, I made up the last paragraph but everything before the last paragraph is truly attributable to Pat Robertson.

This raises some interesting questions.

First, does Pat's point make any sense, and wtf does he intend to accomplish with this nonsense even higher gas prices?

Second, doesn't this really do a great thing for the cause of Christ. We now advocate the killing of those who believe differently than we. If they are Muslim extremists are we "Christian" extremists if we behave like them?

Finally, I wish ol Pat would go back to what he does best---

Some one in Tulsa needs gall bladder surgery but its healed in Jesus' name.

Some on in Pasadena, California your eye is healed.

Somebody in Yazoo City Mississippi, your finances are going to be fixed..

Dang it...my visions...are gettin all crazy..

I see some one in Chicago---Fall, Spring, Winter no--Summer, she hurt her knee...but the Lord will heal it..

I see a minister in Oakland...well not really a minister b/c he's gay...he is going to ..form a church that will get on my last nerve in the nations capital...We may have to take him out.

oh...there's a fur wearing ghetto child oh...she's got problems keeping her Midlife mouth in check...God's going to fix that.

Oh...there's this guy...Taylor..always having thoughts of black men..no thinking for black men....Oh hell, what's wrong with me...I see....I see..

1 Comments:

At Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:01:00 AM, Blogger SGL CafĂ©.com said...

The funny thing is, no one's gonna do anything about this lunatic. After all the other moronic and irresponible babblings this senile old fool has been guilty of ... he's still allowed to speak for the God of Christians.

I wonder what the new pope has to say about this doddering would-be assassin?

A when a call to murder comes from a Christian leader ... is it considered a FATWA? Or is that just an evil muslim term?

Oh yeah, and who is this Taylor kat. HE sounds pretty cool.

 

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