Oh my goodness--He's written a gay book
A person I know and I actually recently told me that the book that has gestating in his soul for 20 years has finally been born. He invited me to the reading and book signing and I grabbed the wife and off we went.
The bookstore was an independent left wing book store that is the anti-borders.
I arrived at the signing and our friend the author was sharing something from the book.
"His thighs were massive and rippled, as I gazed upon them." said Skip.
Aw hell to the naw. What kind of book is this I shouted silently. After the reading there were questions including one from one of my favorite people the author's mother
"Why didn't you write a murder mystery?"
No mama wrong question. She should have asked my question: "Why didn't you tell me you were gay? Why am I discovering this in this bookstore?"
I asked the wife--"Did you know that he was gay."
Well yeah sort of she replied. I read the book cover and I said "Oh how nice."
"It's no big deal, really. You're probably the only one who doesn't know."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You don't always get it."
"Huh?"
"Sometimes I wonder if you are just joking."
"Huh?"
Ask five of your friends and I bet everybody knows but you.
Four of the five said hell yeah we knew.
One other just asked why?
5 Comments:
ROFL @ you. Hahaaahaaaaaahahaha! Did you buy a copy of the book to show your support?
To Shawn: Of course we did and it is different but so is he.
aw harold. go get your gaydar checked, homie.
LOL! I know how it feels to be out the loop and be mad that ERRRRR-BODY knew except me. I can just imagine the look on your face as you're finding out what everybody else has known for a minute!
LOL.
As long as you brought the book, you're still cool with me. Apparently, it was his way of coming out. We gay boys have a million coming out stories ... this is just one of the funnier ones.
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