Three Things

One of my favorite bloggers the mysterious E has tagged me. I feel so honored.

THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND:
[1] Why do church folk always talk about one another?
[2] Why does Maury do baby daddy shows every damn week?
[3] Why won't I settle down with one job instead of five?

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
[1] my bible
[2] my children's photo album
[3] my antibiotics from the dentist

THREE THINGS I’M DOING RIGHT NOW:
[1] trying to figure out how to do this list.
[2] thinking about all the meetings I have tomorrow.
[3] congratulating for the White Sox for a sweep of the World Series, the AL rocks.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
[1] see my daughter win an Oscar
[2] see my son preach his consecration sermon and win a Tony
[3] make my wife very very very happy

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
[1] analyze a financial statement
[2] help men and women understand the nature of vocation
[3] promise never to sing in public.

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
[1] giddy
[2] goofy
[3] great

THREE THINGS I CAN’T DO:
[1] fix a flat.
[2] pretend to like snoots
[3] carry a tune

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
[1] Luther Vandross
[2] Jennifer Holiday sing And I am Telling You I'm Not Going
[3] Beams of Heaven by Oleta Adams

THREE THINGS I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
[1] james dobson
[2] rush limbaugh
[3] Dr. Laura

THREE THINGS YOU SAY:
[1] For real, for real (for why? for why?)
[2] Are you serious?
[3] Praise the Lord!

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
[1] Fried Chicken
[2] Baked Chicken
[3] Did I say Chicken?

THREE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO LEARN:
[1] speak Spanish
[2] Biblical languages
[3] how to effectively communicate with females

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
[1] water
[2] coffee
[3] diet cola

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
[1] The Bob Newhart Show (Set in Chicago)
[2] Maude
[3] Medical Center

THREE THINGS YOU WISH PEOPLE WOULD LEARN TO DO:
[1] be polite
[2] cell phone etiquette
[3] drive like they have some sense

THREE THINGS I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME:
[1] lose weight
[2] stop actin like I got adhd
[3] become an activist.


THREE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BEING A MAN:
[1] standing up to pee
[2] no periods
[3] I don't have to color my gray

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH:
[1] Golden Girls Reruns
[2] Ghetto Behavior
[3] Designing Women

THREE THINGS I LOOK FOR IN A GUY (OR GAL):
[1] wonderful personality
[2] honesty
[3] humor

Now I must tag three others:

Clay Cane
Fecundmellow
my truth

Go for it.